Dear Jon & Kate:
You really need to pull it together. You have the most beautiful family and you are letting "people" tear you apart. Go home, take care of yourselves, and play some hide-and-seek. Life is too short for the mess you're in. Hug your munchkins and blow bubbles and go to the beach and never watch TV again.
Your Biggest Fan (Seriously. All of those other "Biggest Fan"s are imposters.)
I think we would be friends. Me and Kate. I watched Monday night, along with most of the world, and saw a family completely falling apart for reasons public and private — and I feel so horrible for them. They are A FAMILY. Not a sideshow. And I wish they would retreat into their lives and let people forget about them. I've been saying for months that I think this will be their last season. And now it seems pretty obvious that it's true. The good news is that Kate now has fodder for another book. And I will totally read it.