Overheard in the Post Office…

Innocent Postal Worker: Does your package contain any hazardous materials, flammable liquids, yada yada?

Crazy Lady: No, (in a whisper loud enough to wake the dead) it’s just panties.

Innocent Postal Worker: (Blank Stare.)

Crazy Lady: They’re for my daughter. And my son-in-law. They’re for Valentine’s Day.

Innocent Postal Worker: (Blank Stare.)

Crazy Lady: See, when my daughter was a little girl, I used to call her “Sweet Cheeks”. And guess what I found? Valentine’s panties that say “Sweet Cheeks” on the back! They are SO cute – she’ll love ‘em.

Innocent Postal Worker: (Nervously glancing around the room.) Can I help you with anything else today?

Crazy Lady: Nope. Just the panties.

Lucky for the poor guy I was next in line, and all I needed was a Change of Address form.

One Response to Overheard in the Post Office…

  1. Beckola February 13, 2008 at 9:48 pm #

    But was the postal worker named THOR?!

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